subrella (a postal fairy tale)

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SUBrella"

Once upon a time in a land far,far away....
there was a good sub who worked everyday....

She ran every route..
None to big nor to small...
she'd even carry city...
this RCA did it all..

SUBrella werent pretty with long golden tresses...
but she was fast as hell...
and cleaned up the messes....

In PO-land she was happy...
the sun always shined...
she worked EVERY day after...
and she never whined...

Then negativity hit PO-land and things fell apart...
they called for a mail count and broke the helps heart...
the sky clouded over...
an ominous black cloud....
and covered all of PO-land in a dark shroud...

The evil taskmaster preached teamwork and pride...
and even the praise turned unbelievable and snide...
favoritism and lies took center stage...
and then old SUBRella got a gutful of rage...

SUBrella liked to work so they called her greedy...
and that was just BAD until they got needy...
no rcas would work and sent the taskmaster into a frenzy...
and thats just to bad cause subrella is busy!

Subrella was was good, she was one of the best....
and was replaced by a RCA who barely passed the test...
"test score is irrelevant"....the taskmaster cried...
and more than a year later its obvious they lied...

Poor Subrella dont work at po-land hardly at all
and her poor little pay checks shrank really to small...
so she got a job scrubbing toilets and classes...
she dont care who delivers the mail to the masses...

Coming real soon they sure will be sorry...
when they are short and subrella gets lazy...
and the triplettes get mad...
and our memories hazy...
that route i cant run...
no way... no how...
all i can say is...
how we lookin now?

COMING SOON....NEXT IN THE FAIRY TALE SERIES...SUBWHITE AND THE 7 RCAS